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TO: All Laundry Services Personnel ( ██████████ and above)

FROM: Department of Human Resources & █████ Necromancy

SUBJECT: Official Title Revision and Project Status

CLASSIFICATION: ███████████████████████

Notice to all staff with immediate effect... 

1. Title Revision Notice 
Following a mandatory compliance audit in the wake of “The Incident”, it has been decided that the internal training document previously known under the project name “With Hideous Strength…” is to be renamed to better reflect standard departmental bureaucracy and internal human resources protocols. 

Moving forward, the publication will henceforth be known simply as the "Inhuman Resources Handbook".

2. Current Operational Status 
The Inhuman Resources Handbook is currently undergoing rigorous field testing and playtesting within controlled environments. Designated field agents are actively stress-testing new system mechanics and risk assessment frameworks to ensure maximum survival probability when operating alongside PHANG and Alfär operatives.

3. Public Deployment Schedule 
Upon completion of these field trials and final clearance from the Auditing Committee, the project will be launched on Kickstarter shortly. 

Further instructions regarding public deployment, crowdfunding protocols, and requisition of physical copies will follow via standard internal channels.

Remember: This Email and any attachments, both based in this reality or inter-dimensional, are covered by the Official Secrets Act. 

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

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